Submitted 2 years ago
By Bartleby
From South Bend, IN
I bought these shoes to use on a Tinder date I went on, because as a very large man, I wanted to have style and comfort combined. My fingers are very thick, so laces were definitely foo the table, so I was immediately pleased with the Velcro options. I elected to use these because they seem to have good support and the black color of the supple and firm leather matches the pads on my mobility device, as well as my vintage leather jacket. I slipped these on, and it was like sliding my feet into a commercial sized vat of warm cottage cheese. Fantastic fit. Instant attraction to the shows and an instant connection (on so many levels.)
I went with white compression socks and khaki cargo shorts. My tshirt was a basic Star Wars themed XxL featuring C-3PO and R2D2, which fit snuggly. I used a white scarf(to match my socks) and my leather jacket, even though the date was in mid July.
When my date arrived her eyes IMMEDIATELY went past Star Wars , down, past my khakis and veins (thank God) and straight to these shoes. The first thing out of her mouth was "hi! Are those Velcro? They look super comfortable." To which I said "yes."
I'll leave the rest to your imagination, but let's just say I was sweating g bullets and it wasn't because I was wearing a leather jacket in July! Hey, if the words "the shoes stay on" mean anything you, you'll be the first to agree that these kicks are a definite game changer. They've changed my life. Four tinder dates and every time they are the first topic of conversation. And still no horrible rotting smell like all of my other shoes! My New Balance 14.5 EE were all but toxic after wearing them a few times. These remain fresh and clean, despite my sores and weeping cracked heels.
Fellas, if you're ready for your luck to change, slide your piggly wigglies into these bad boys. They are really good for sitting. They smell great, they look super cool, and will be the talk of the town immediately. I am 100% satisfied.